School Story:
Our Senior class play (The Perfect Idiot) My character was Dr. Von Barf. My parents allowed me to drive the family car to the school for practice. One of the boys, on the last night of practice, brought a container of Pink Lemonade. Having never tasted alcohol I took a cup. Later after practice end, I went to the Dairy Crème and had a couple cups of coffee, because, I was afraid I was inebriated........... :)